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Yeah,
Sure.
The
news
yesterday
says
half
of
Americans
are
only
half
way
through
their
Christmas
shopping.
Good
thing
you're
all
done,
right?
Right?
RIGHT?
Listen,
you
better
get
moving
'cause
the
big
day
is
Tuesday
-
and
everybody
will
be
closing
early
on
Monday
and
if
you
don't
have
presents
for
everyone
they're
gonna
think
you
don't
care
and
they
might
not
get
you
a
present
next
year
and...
OK,
wait!
Here's
an
idea,
look
down
at
the
bottom
of
this
email
and
you'll
find
three
coupons
to
print
out.
You'll
get
some
free
sunglasses
and
a
deal
on
some
snow
goggles,
and
then
you'll
save
about
$1000
on
a
Polaris
Sportsman
ATV.
Who
says
you
have
to
get
each
of
the
kids
something?
Why
not
one
big
gift
for
the
whole
family?
They'll
think
you're
the
best!
Oh,
and
when
you're
stopping
for
gas
for
that
new
ATV,
you
can
pick
up
some
Candy
Canes
to
put
in
their
stockings.
Don't
make
this
Christmas
shopping
thing
harder
than
it
has
to
be!
One
more
thing...Check
the
fine
print
on
the
coupons
and
make
sure
you
get
here
early
because
if
we
sold
out,
you
might
have
to
go
to
the
mall
and
do
some
real
shopping
-
and
I
guarantee
it's
gonna
be
hectic
out
there!
Merry
Christmas
from
all
of
us
at
MidAmerica
MotoPlex! |
