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YOU
KNOW
YOU'RE
A
BIKER
WHEN...
-
You
have
ever
bought
saddlebags
so
you
can
carry
more
beer.
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Your
girl
follows
you
to
the
party
with
the
car
so
you
can
take
more
beer.
-
Your
best
friends
are
named
after
animals.
-
Your
best
shoes
have
steel
toes.
-
You
have
motorcycle
parts
in
the
dishwasher.
-
Your
idea
of
jewelry
is
chains
and
barb
wire.
-
You
can
tell
what
kind
of
bugs
they
are
by
the
taste
of
them.
-
You're
only
sunburned
on
the
back
of
your
hands.
-
You
carry
around
a
crushed
beer
can
in
the
case
of
soft
tar
when
you
park
the
bike.
-
You
pull
your
bike
into
the
motel
room
and
use
a
bath
towel
to
wipe
it
off.
-
Your
girl
friend
has
to
climb
over
the
bike
to
do
the
laundry
in
the
basement.
-
You
carry
a
picture
of
your
bike
in
your
wallet.
-
Any
day
you
ride
is
a
good
day.
-
Your
other
vehicle
is
a
truck
with
motorcycle
ramps
in
it.
-
You
get
hit
by
a
Taxi
in
N.Y.C.,
slide
80
yards
and
ride
the
bike
home
30
miles
with
a
fractured
hip.
-
You've
been
too
drunk
to
Piss
but
not
to
drunk
to
ride
your
bike
home.
-
Your
three
piece
suit
are
Chaps,
Leather
Vests
&
a
Leather
Jacket.
-
You
don't
think
its
a
good
party
till
someone
rides
his
or
her
bike
in
and
does
doughnuts
in
the
living
room.
-
You
think
Tequila
is
a
Sex
Aide.
-
You
wake
up
next
to
your
girl
and
your
first
thought
is
if
your
bike
will
start.
-
Your
kids
learn
to
ride
on
the
back
of
your
bike
before
they
can
walk.
-
Your
garage
has
more
square
footage
than
your
house.
-
Your
coffee
table
collapses
from
the
weight
of
motorcycle
magazines
on
it.
-
You
throw
a
party
and
more
bikes
show
up
than
cars.
-
Your
kids
take
a
motorcycle
chain
to
Show
and
Tell.
-
All
your
ashtrays
are
pistons
from
your
last
engine
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GRAND
PRIX
MOTORSPORTS
3105
West
County
Line
Rd.
Littleton,
CO
80129
www.grandprixmotorsports.com
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here
for
store
hours
and
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