Christmas
In
July?
We
think
that
Christmas
in
July
has
been
long
overplayed.
Christmas
is
in
December
and
not
in
July.
We
can't
imagine
Santa
in
his
heavy
suit
trying
to
get
around
on
his
sleigh
during
July.
No,
Santa
is
far
to
busy
having
fun
riding
his
motorcycle
during
these
warm
months
of
summer.
He's
out
there
taking
jaunts
across
town
on
his
sport
bike
and
longer
trips
on
a
his
cruiser
or
touring
motorcycle.
How
do
we
know
these
things?
We
can't
be
entirely
certain,
but,
we
believe
that
Santa
bought
his
motorcycles
from
us.
There
were
a
few
clues
regarding
his
true
identity,
such
as
a
permanent
address
that
simply
listed
the
North
Pole
and
those
elves
that
came
in
with
a
rather
rotund
man
with
a
long
white
beard.
So,
will
there
be
a
Christmas
in
July?
Ride
and
Save
in
July
like
Santa
just
paid
you
a
visit!
